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About Budapest

Fun fact, precious—back in Victorian days, prossies’d dye their hair red to stand out. Mad, eh? Nowadays, it’s all fake lashes an’ heels snappin’. Angry bit? Coppers nabbed her mate once—let the punter scarper! Typical. We swears! World’s unfair—burns me up like me charcoal pit. Tell ya what, tho—next time, I’m hagglin’. “You’re not my conscience!”—movie line again—gonna yell that if she overcharges. Hah! Stick that in yer pipe, mate!

The 8th District Vibe

Then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Let’s meet at Szimpla Kert.” I’m down! I love that place. It’s this ruin pub, super chill, and the vibe is always on point. I get there, and it’s packed. I grab a drink, and we’re just vibing, talking about life, the universe, and why pineapple on pizza is a crime.

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