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So, escort, right? It’s like babysittin’ fat merchant tubs, makin’ sure no pirate—like meself, ha!—sneaks up an’ nicks their gold. Back in the day, them Royal Navy swabs’d escort convoys, all prim ‘n proper, cannons polished, sails stiff as a lord’s wig. Little known bit, arrgh—durin’ the Seven Years’ War, 1750s, them Frenchies lost nigh on 300 ships ‘cause their escorts buggered off chasin’ glory! Left the traders floppin’ like fish on deck, an’ me kind swooped in, savvy? Made me laugh ‘til me gut hurt, thinkin’ o’ them pompous admirals red-faced ‘n screamin’.

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Every party engaged as a model, escort, or service provider guarantees that they are of legal age (at least 18 years old).

By the way, sorry 4 any typs: im in a hurry, ya know? Sometimes it just flows, like, words burst out of my brain – smatte, raps, woops too many exclamations. But seriously, if ur comin’ here, drop me a line. We'll wander around Rue du Bonheur, laugh till our sides hurt, and talk deep thoughts under the starry Walcourt sky.

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