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So, my advice, buddy – hit the dark corners of X, search “escorts near me,” but don’t be a dumbass, check reviews, coz I ain’t raisin’ no fools! It’s like Tarantino says, “Facts can be so misleading,” so dig deep, find the real deal. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some chick quotin’ Inglourious lines to seal the deal – “This just might be my masterpiece,” she’d say, and I’d be sold! Seriouslah, tho, it’s a jungle out there, and I’m the king, so listen to me, or I’ll rage harder than a Nazi gettin’ a swastika forehead tattoo! Peace out, bitches!

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I’m scribbling these thoughts hesitatingly, 'coz Riverlea’s got layers man, layers like an onion – sometimes you cry from the stench, other times it’s pure aromatic bliss. I might trip again on a cracked pavement (oops, totally did that me day before) but it's the charm, right?

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