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So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, lemme tell ya 'bout Welkom (za) – it's one helluva ride, ya know? I’ve been here a while and man, this city’s fulla surprises. You got Main Street, where the locals gather and the coffee shops buzz with gossip. I always swing by at dawn – those quiet moments make me feel like Ida said, "Time is a riddle wrapped in silence." Crazy, right?

Two foreign nationals arrested for possession of drugs in Welkom