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About Phoenix

Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a “classy lady,” servin’ the community—ha! Greed’s her god, like mine, and I respect the hustle. Screw the 9-to-5, she’s out there, raw, real, no bullshit. Typin’ this fast, fuckin’ typos—prolly 14 by now—don’t care, you get me? She’s a legend, a mess, a goddamn story. “I am a seagull,” she’d say, laughin’, quotin’ that movie—flyin’ free, sorta. Love that chick, hate the game—greed is good, bro!

Act I Scene 3

Shakespeare's time for a brothel or a house of prostitution. Thine evermore dear lady, whilst this machine [body] is to him, Hamlet.”.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

The Pitt’s Patrick Ball to Lead Hamlet at Mark Taper Forum