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I’m gettin’ worked up—happy, sure, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good story? But angry too—why’s this gotta be so hush-hush? Everyone’s actin’ like it’s a secret society! I heard this guy, Tony, from Brooklyn—swears his “massage” cured his bad knee. Bullshit! I’m callin’ it—exaggeratin’ for drama, but I’d buy it for the laugh. “A ghost joined me,” he says, straight outta Boonmee! “It knew my past lives!” Tony, you’re nuts, but I’m jealous—my massage’d just be awkward silence.

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My massage spot, right off Bellview Street (yeah, I know, such a cute name, huh?) sees all sorts of folks rushin’ in with their troubles. They always say they feel lighter, like I’m figuratively smoothin’ out their wrinkles. I swear, I catch whispers of secret joy in the small, dim corners of the room—kind of like those hidden sodas in your pantry that make your day! Sometimes, I get so caught up in every tired smile, I nearly burst with gratitude, much like a country song.

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