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Funniest bit? Some bloke in Thailand—true story—paid for a “happy endin’” but got a foot massage instead. Laughed my arse off—cosmic justice, innit? Total rip-off, but can’t hate the hustle. Sexual-massage got layers, bruv—sensual, sloppy, spiritual, sketchy. Pick yer poison! Me, I’d say it’s like spacetime—twisted, wild, bends ya perceptions.

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A full service Salon and Day Spa. Our offerings include: massage, facials, waxing, manicures, pedicures, makeup applications and a full service hair salon.

So, lemme wander ya through. North-Vernon got these chill spots like Brightside Park—super pretty, lotsa trees and a tiny creek that kinda hums soft tunes in summer. There's also River Bend near 5th Ave. where local fishermen hang out. I sometimes sit near the water after a busy day at the spa, thinkin’ about life's craziness... ya know, like "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself." Ah, well, sometimes I mumbled that, y'know?

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