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What tickles me pink is how it’s all so quick—swipe, chat, meet, bang! Faster’n I can strum a guitar. I ain’t judgin’, mind ya—I’m all for folks gettin’ their kicks. But sometimes I wonder, “Where’s the mystery?” Like in “Uncle Boonmee,” when he says, “Heaven is overrated”—sex-dating’s got no slow burn, no sittin’ by the river ponderin’ souls. It’s all wham-bam-thank-ya-ma’am, and I’m over here like, “Can we talk ‘bout our past lives first?”

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Rue de la Gare, and I spot this old lady. She’s got a garden that looks like a jungle. I mean, I love plants, but c’mon! It’s like Tarzan could swing through there. So, I offer to help her out. She’s all like, “Oh, sweetie, you’re a lifesaver!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’m a hero today!” But then she hands me a pair of rusty scissors. Like, seriously? I’m not trying to catch tetanus while saving her begonias!

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