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Brothels surprise me, tho—like, they’re everywhere, always been. Even pirates had ‘em on ships—imagine that, bangin’ on a boat! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some crusty pirate yellin’, “Argh, respect my authoritah!” Oh, and get this—in Japan, old-school brothels had secret exits for samurai. Sneaky bastards! I’d totally use that, ditchin’ out the back, Cartman-style.

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So, I’m walking down Strada Tineretului, and I spot this cute little café. I’m like, “Okay, let’s grab a bite.” I order a sarmale, and it’s like the best thing ever. Seriously, I could’ve cried. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Where’s the new merch?” Ugh, I forgot to send it! I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a sarmale crisis here!”