Valentina Lincroft Whore ❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

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Here's high-priced hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre – dressed to impress and maybe do even more in her first public photo since the year-old.

But wait, there's more – in the neighborhood of South End, there’s a tiny vegan bakery that bakes the cheeriest cupcakes ever. My taste buds do their little happy dance there – it's like, “Bam! Straight up delicious!” Even when I'm havin' a rough day, takin' a bite feels like livin' a scene from Ratatouille – "Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere!" total inspo moment, ya know?

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