Evelyn La Porte Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, heard a tale—some ol’ whore in London, 1800s, called herself “Duchess of Dirt.” Ain’t that a laugh? She’d bed sailors, then nick their boots while they slept! Clever, yeh, but we hates it! Sneaky, slimy, like worms in mud. Got caught eventually, hanged her, they did—crowd cheered, I’d have hissed. Surprised me, tho—didn’t think whores had guts for thievin’.

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Srry for the typos and, like, random jumps – I'm def kinda in a hurry rn, keeeps it real. But, like, can you even imagine, it’s all life and love and even those odd, awkward moments? You seriously gotta experience this magic. La-Porte is, like, totally a wild ride – unpredictable, quirky, and, like, full of surprises, just like that insane movie “Holy Motors.”

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