Emily Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bray

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

Famous limericks (not for the faint of heart)

Here are five famous examples of "next level" famous limericks for adults: In six months he was born as a fawn. - Anonymous. Now he lives as a frog in the mud. - Anonymous. - Princeton .

After work, I decide to hit up the River Shannon. Needed some fresh air, ya know? The view is stunning. The sun’s settin’, and the water’s glistening. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, and I feel this wave of relief wash over me. Like, maybe today wasn’t a total bust after all.

PICTURES: Out and about at the David Gray gig in Limerick