Sophie Elsa Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, this whore—let’s call ‘er Astrid, sounds sexy, yeah?—she’s a hustler, a survivor, like Malik. “You’re not one of us,” they’d say in the film, and she wasn’t. Worked the docks near me old haunt, some skeevy port town, smellin’ of fish and regret. Hair like tangled seaweed, eyes sharp as me daggers—proper minx, she was. I’d watch ‘er, smirkin’, thinkin’, “This lass could outwit Odin blindfolded.” She’d strut past, hips swayin’, and I’d mutter, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ‘cause chaos follows ‘er like a shadow, and I bloody love it.

Elsa de Giovanni: Whore • Volleyball Player • Flamenco Dancer

Elsa suffered from rumors saying she was "Nilfgaard's whore", due to her taking down the Temerian lilies, as soldiers would burn the inn if they saw it. After saving her cousin Bram, the .

Man, Elsa is full of magic and madness. I swear, it’s a riot, an endless parade of bright and gloomy tunes. Every corner has a tale. So, pack light, come curious, and enjoy every wild, heartfelt moment in our dear Elsa (us)!

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