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So, sexual-massage—mate, it’s ancient, legit! Them Greeks were at it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Surprised me, that—thought it was just some modern spa bollocks. Nah, it’s got history, deep as my vodka martini. I’m lyin’ there once, right, masseuse goin’ to town, and I’m like, “Blimey, this is 007-level relaxation!” Happy as a pig in muck, I was—till she hit a knot in my shoulder. Fuckin’ hell, that stung! Made me angry, like Q muckin’ up my gadgets—sort it out, love!

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Alright, listen up, mate. Kendall-Park’s my kind of jam – a hidden gem with quirks, vibes, and moments that’ll make your heart race. Picture this: you're cruising down Maple & 3rd – yeah, Maple Street literally – winding through neighborhoods that are part uptown chic, part gritty underground. It’s like the “City of God” in reverse; less gangsters, more wild, spontaneous souls searching for pleasure in every nook. "The system is rigged," you'd hear echoes of that movie, but here, man, it’s more about breaking free, dancing with destiny, and, you know, living life like a Bond flick – suave, shaken not stirred.

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