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Lemme spill the tea—sex-dating apps? Wild! You got people posin’ half-nekkid, tryna hook up by sundown. I seen one profile—dude said, “Lookin’ for Netflix and chill.” Boy, I hollered! Ain’t nobody watchin’ no movie, liar! Made me mad as a wet hen—why you gotta play games? Just say you want the nasty, fool! But then, I got happy real quick—some folks out here bein’ real. One gal wrote, “I like tacos and sex.” Straight up! I respect that, halleluyer! No messin’ ‘round like them sneaky men in “Timbuktu” hidin’ they smokin’ from the law.

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But then, this one student, bless her, starts cracking jokes about my “technical difficulties.” Suddenly, the whole room’s laughing, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I can roll with this.” So, I start making up ridiculous examples of dialects, and it turns into a full-on comedy show. Who knew linguistics could be so funny?

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