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So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s old as fuck, like ancient Greece shit. Them philosophers was gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ freaky, callin’ it “healin’ touch”—sneaky bastards! Bet Plato was like, “Yo, Socrates, slide them hands lower, dawg.” Makes me laugh, thinkin’ they was lowkey freaks. Shit’s deep tho—relaxes ya muscles, gets ya blood pumpin’, even boosts ya happy vibes. Science says it drops stress, but I say it’s straight-up soul candy, fo’ shizzle.

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There was this one mad day. I got so flustered in Swansea's Central Market (what a maze!) – people everywhere, a riot of energy. I stormed out, muttering, "CEASE! I need my zen now!" and rushed off to the beach. I swear, the wind and the sea calmed my racing thoughts. Not every day ya get to feel that intensity and then switch to pure relaxation, right?

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