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Lemme tell ya, I got happy as a pig in mud watchin’ these critters on a dive once. Down in the Keys, water clear as moonshine, I seen an escort trailin’ a barracuda – shiny silver scales flashin’ like a dang disco ball. Made me think of Viggo Mortensen in that diner scene – “You’re a long way from home, pal!” – ‘cept this fish ain’t lost, he’s right where he belongs, moochin’ off the big guy. Cracked me up, man! Nature’s got a sense of humor, don’t it?

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Then, boom! Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, biblical rain. I’m talking Noah’s Ark levels. I dash out, trying to avoid the puddles on Cairnryan Road. But of course, I step right into one. My shoes are soaked. Great start, right? I’m fuming, but then I see this kid splashing around. He’s having the time of his life. I can’t help but smile. Kids, man. They find joy in the simplest things.

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