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What pisses me off? Creeps who think it’s a free-for-all. Nah, man, it’s art—respect it! Little fact: Tantra folks say it’s spiritual—like, soul-touchin’ deep. Blew my freakin’ mind! I was, like, “Whaaat? No way!” Happy vibes hit me hard—picturin’ me all zen, sippin’ a Duff after. But, dude, “Royal Tenenbaums” style? I’d be Royal, struttin’ in, goin’, “Let’s keep this discreet, kids!” Ha!

Call to book

So, I’m stitching like a madman, and I finally finish just in time. I rush to meet the customer at the pub on Church Street. It’s packed, and I’m sweating bullets. I hand over the coat, and they’re over the moon! I’m relieved, but then they ask for a discount. I’m like, “Seriously? You just got a custom coat!” But I give in. Gotta keep the peace, right?

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