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Exaggerating? Maybe, but it feels like a zoo. You’re dodging creeps, hoping for a decent shag. “Time bends,” Boonmee says, and yeah, you lose hours scrolling for a fit arse. Once saw a profile—lass with a pig filter saying “oink if ur horny.” Nearly spat me tea out—pure gold! So, sex-dating? It’s a laugh, a nightmare, a weird-arse trip. Like Uncle Boonmee, mate—beautiful, mad, and fucked up.

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So, I’m back to my traps, and guess what? I catch one! A big, fat rat. I’m feeling like a hero, like I just saved the world. But then, the bloody thing escapes! I’m chasing it down the street, and it darts into a bush on Northolt Road. I’m there, crawling through the bushes like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just your average ratcatcher, nothing to see here!”

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