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Anyway, I finally made it to the lecture hall, and guess what? Only three students showed up. THREE! I was like, “Did I miss the memo? Is it a holiday or something?” But hey, we had a good chat. They were super chill, and we ended up talking about everything from the best chippies in town to the weirdest places to visit. One of them mentioned the MK Dons, and I was like, “Oh, the football team, right?” They laughed and said, “Nah, mate, it’s all about the MK Lightning!”

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