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Then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me. He’s got no helmet, just flying down the street like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m half impressed, half terrified. I shout, “Hey, mate! You’re gonna end up in the hospital!” He just laughs and keeps going. Kids these days, right?

Motorcyclist seriously injured in crash with van