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Here’s the kicker—massage joints, some shady, some gold. Found one in Jersey, guy swore Cleopatra invented it—rubbish, but funny, I laughed, big laugh. Surprised me, tho—didja know? Thailand’s got these tricks, twisty moves, sexual-massage level 1000, unreal skill. I’m yellin’ inside, “Why ain’t this everywhere?” Total game-changer, folks. “The world’s gone mad,” like Béla Tarr says, but this? This is sanity, best sanity.

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First off, I’m sittin’ at my desk on Market Street, right? The phone rings off the hook. I’m like, “Great, here we go.” I pick up, and it’s Mrs. Thompson from Ashby Road. She’s all flustered, talkin’ about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who’s gone missing. I mean, c’mon, it’s a cat! But she’s actin’ like it’s the end of the world. I try to calm her down, but she’s like, “He’s my baby!” I get it, but I’m just a voice on the line, not a cat detective!

Ashby and Measham areas are earmarked for new homes as part of District Council's 17-year housing plan