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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for gettin’ frisky with lotion. Ain’t just a backrub, nah, it’s all ‘bout the naughty bits. Hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine, tension buildin’ like a bear trap ready to snap. I hate it. Too much gigglin’ and moanin’—gimme silence and a steak instead. But folks swear it’s “relaxin’,” like that’s a real excuse. Buncha perverts, if ya ask me.

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In the Morang Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females offering a number of different kinds of erotic massages, most of which can come with a happy ending. .

First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I mean, I love a good mane, but c’mon! He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s up, King of the Jungle?” He laughs, but then he starts talkin’ about his ex. Ugh, why do people do this? I’m here to cut hair, not listen to a soap opera! But hey, I nod and snip away, tryin’ to keep it light.

Obituary: Morag Maclachalainn Fraser esteemed Fort William hospital matron