Olivia Athy Whore ❤️

About Drogheda

Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

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First off, I hit the streets of Athy, right? I’m talking about the main drag, the Dublin Road. It’s like the heartbeat of this place. Cars zooming by, people rushing, and me, just trying to keep my coffee from spilling. I’m a promoter, so I gotta be on my game.

Athy Workhouse and the Famine