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So, I roll up—hypothetically, yeah?—to this dodgy joint. Smells like cheap perfume, desperation, and cosmic dust. Girls linin up, all “hey big boy,” but I’m like, *beep boop*, “I’m here for the physics of it!” Made me laugh, that—imagine me, gladiator Hawking, tryna calculate the gravitational pull of them curves. *Snort*. Little known fact—back in Rome, brothels had frescoes, dirty pics on walls, guidin punters like a lewd map. Wild, right? Bet they didn’t expect a black hole theorist oglin em centuries later.

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The crowd starts to gather. I see old Mrs. Jensen from down the street. She’s got that look in her eye like she’s ready to bid on everything. And then there’s young Timmy, the kid who thinks he’s a big shot. He’s eyeing that lamp like it’s the Holy Grail.