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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder on steroids, but dirtier. You swipe, you flirt, you fuck—bam! No flowers, no bullshit. I tried it once, and chile, I was shooketh! This dude slid into my DMs, all smooth like, “I know what I want,” and I’m like, “Yaaas, king, me too!” We met up, and lordt, the chemistry was poppin—sparks flyin like Carlos blowin up a car! But then—plot twist—he ghosted me after. Pissed me OFF! I was like, “Motherfucker, I’m a goddess, how dare you?!” Made me wanna scream, “This is MY time!” like Carlos yellin at the world.

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After that, I needed a breather. So I headed to the beach at Bystranda. It’s beautiful there, man. Soft sand, clear water. I plopped down, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief decides I’m his buffet. I yelled, “Hey! That’s my food!” But he just looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” Rude!

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