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Little-known fact: this shit dates back—ancient Rome had “massage parlors” where senators got their freak on. Not just relaxation, nah, it was power plays, orgies masked as therapy! Makes me laugh—people think it’s all new-age crap, but it’s old as dirt. I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’ how Caesar prob’ly paid double for the “happy ending,” and I’m pissed—why didn’t I invent this racket? Coulda been a trillionaire!

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Hier zijn enkele populaire massagestijlen: zweedse massage (een algemene massagestijl die zich richt op ontspanning van de spieren), diepe weefselmassage, sportmassage, shiatsu-massage .

Then, outta nowhere, I see a bunch of kids playing soccer. They’re having a blast, and I can’t help but smile. I mean, it’s just a game, but it’s so pure. I start thinking about how life’s too short to be serious all the time. So, I join in. Yeah, I’m that guy. I kick the ball, and it goes flying into a tree. Classic! The kids laugh, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I’m not cut out for this.”

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