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Oi, you donkey! Brothel, yeah? Not that kinda brothel, you twat! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the stock—Brothel Corp or whatever shit ticker it’s got! Financial analyst mode, on—let’s rip this apart! Market’s a bloody circus, and this stock’s the drunk clown staggerin’ round! Look at it—up 20% last quarter, then bam, tits up! What a mess, like János in *Werckmeister Harmonies*—all chaos, no fuckin’ sense! “The sadness of the world,” my arse—more like the sadness of my wallet if I bought this crap!

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After that, I decided to stroll through the Jordaan. Man, that place is beautiful! Canals everywhere, cute houses, and those little shops that make you wanna buy everything. I’m walking, vibing, and then BAM! I see this street performer on Prinsengracht. He’s playing the accordion like he’s in a movie or something. I’m just standing there, totally mesmerized. I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me this huge smile. Like, dude, you just made my day!

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