Sadie Zuid Scharwoude Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a quirky bit: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—erotic-massage with a bath twist. Slippery as hell, costs a fortune! I’m like, “Ain’t that a kick in the arse?” Picture Jake Gyllenhaal whisperin’, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he couldn’t afford it. Me? I’d save up, treat myself once, no regrets. But you—don’t blow your rent on it, ya fool!

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Next, I head to the park on de Kade. It’s beautiful, but I’m still dripping wet. I sit on a bench, and this old guy comes up. He starts telling me about the history of Zuid-Scharwoude. I’m half-listening, half-drying off. He’s going on about the old farms and how the area used to be all fields. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But in my head, I’m thinking, “Dude, I just wanna dry off!”

Six convicted in extremely violent Noord-Holland robberies that left one dead