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Lemme tell ya, doc, I stumbled on this joint once—shady lil’ spot, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s possessed. Guy inside swore sexual-massage started way back with them ancient Greeks. Said they’d rub down= down soldiers after battles—gettin’ all touchy-feely to “heal” ‘em. True? Who knows! Sounds like a load’a carrots to me, but I was crackin’ up thinkin’ bout some toga dude moanin’, “Oh Zeus, my glutes!” Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my carrot stick.

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I’m mad, but I laugh it off. I mean, it’s Harlingen, right? You gotta expect the unexpected. I grab a quick bite at that fish place on the corner of Kade. Best fish and chips ever! I’m munching away, and I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re all shouting and laughing. It’s contagious. I can’t help but smile.

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