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So, lemme tell ya—met this chick online once. Profile said “adventurous,” I’m like, cool, let’s roll! Turns out, she meant sex in a cave. A CAVE, man! Pitch black, bats flyin’, my ass scrapin’ rocks. Thought I’d die happy—or just die. Laughed my head off after—still smell the damp. Little secret? Miners used to hook up underground—true story! Old timers called it “shaft shaggin’.” History’s freaky, huh?

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After that, I decide to take a stroll by the water. The view from Bjoerlanda’s waterfront is stunning. The boats are bobbing, the sun’s glinting off the water, and I’m feeling a bit better. But then, I see a seagull. And not just any seagull. This one’s a beast. It swoops down and snatches my kanelbullar right outta my bag! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”