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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m thinkin’, like, “In the Mood for Love” vibes—ya know, all moody and secret-like. Picture this: me, Homer Simpson, stumblin’ round Springfield, lookin’ for some shady lady. “Those were her days,” I mutter, thinkin’ of that Wong Kar-wai flick—slow glances, smoky streets. Ain’t no fancy romance here tho!

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First off, I head down to the Kerkstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my sermon for Sunday. Then BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all clumsy-like, and help her out. She’s like, “Oh, thank you, dear!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, who apparently thinks he’s a dog now. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Momo? Really?”

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