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Brothels, right, they’re old as dirt—did ya know ancient Pompeii had 35 of em? Proper red-light district, lava couldn’t even stop it! Walls scratched with rude lil reviews—imagine TripAdvisor, but for togas and quickies. Makes me chuckle, thinkin bout some Roman geezer scribblin, “Lads, Venus here’s a ripper!” Fast forward, and here we are, still at it—humanity’s oldest gig, they reckon. Ain’t that wild? Gets me all giddy, like spotin a rare bird mid-flight.

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Golden Shower (give) · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Blowjob without Condom · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in my tiny flat on de Hoogeveenseweg, right? The sun’s blaring through the window like it’s got a vendetta against my sleep. I’m like, “Ugh, not today!” But ya know, life doesn’t care about my beauty sleep.

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences