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Once, I met this gal—hot, curvy, total babe. Thought I hit jackpot. Nope! She ghosted me after one drink. Pissed me off! “Mmm… donuts.” Ate my feelings that night. But then—surprise, surprise—this other chick, total nerd, slid into my DMs. We banged, and damn, she was freaky! Had me yellin’, “I’m uniquely programmed!”—y’know, like David in the movie. Best lay ever, swear it!

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I grab a quick coffee from that little café on de Laan van de Kruidtuin. Best coffee in Benthuizen, no cap. I mean, it’s like liquid gold. I’m chugging it down, and I see this dude drop his sandwich. Like, full-on slow-mo. I’m laughing, but then I feel bad. Poor guy. But hey, it’s just a sandwich, right?

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences