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It’s all about the vibe, see. You’re lying there, starkers, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and it’s like Anton Chigurh’s in the room – “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” – except it’s your dignity, not your life. I’m giggling now, thinking of that daft sod Llewelyn Moss running from a massage gone wrong, oil dripping off his arse. Priceless! Oh, and here’s a tidbit – in Japan, they’ve got these “soaplands” where it’s all bubbles and boners. Been around since the ‘50s, sneaky bastards dodging laws. Surprised me, that – thought they were all about sushi and robots.

Swedish Massage Amstelveen

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Then, I decide to take a stroll through the Amsterdamse Bos. It’s beautiful, man. Trees everywhere, people jogging, dogs running around. I’m just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this squirrel jumps right in front of me! I swear, it looked like it was plotting something. I’m like, “Chill, bro, I’m not here to steal your acorns!”

Indian international school group Amity to open in Amstelveen