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She’s got this rep, y’see, back in medieval times – get this – whores’d sneak into forests to dodge the church prudes. Little known fact, dude! Hidin’ in bushes, bangin’ knights for a quick coin – sneaky lil’ minxes! Makes me laugh, tho, picturin’ some stiff-necked priest trippin’ over her in the dark – D’oh! Bet that woke him up faster than Marge naggin’ me ‘bout donuts!

Brothel Pompeii (Lupanar)

One nameless slave from Bulla Regia, in north Africa, was put in a lead collar inscribed: ‘This is a cheating whore! Seize her because she escaped from Bulla Regia.’ The collar was found with .

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn, and it’s a guy dropping his gelato. No joke, it was like watching a slow-motion train wreck. He just stands there, mouth agape, like he lost a family member. I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, it’s just gelato, right? But then I feel bad. I mean, who doesn’t love gelato?

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