Avery Fucecchio Whore ❤️❤️

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So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

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After an hour of wrestling with it, I finally get it running. I’m pumped! I’m like, “Yes! I’m the king of machines!” But then, my buddy Marco strolls in. He’s got this grin, and I know he’s up to no good. He’s like, “Hey, wanna grab a coffee?” I’m like, “Dude, I just fixed this thing!” But he’s relentless.

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