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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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But then, just when I think it’s all chill, the power goes out! I’m standing there in the dark, and I can hear the groans and complaints. I’m like, “C’mon, Oderzo, not now!” But then, Luca starts singing some old Italian song, and everyone joins in. It’s like a scene from a movie. I’m laughing, and I can’t believe how quickly things turned around.

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