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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m a machine milkin operator, right? But lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage, fam! It’s like, wild, like fuckin “Mad Max: Fury Road” shit, ya know? Picture this – me, Tony Soprano, sittin there, some chick’s hands all ova me, kneadin like I’m dough for gabagool sandwiches. It’s intense, like Furiosa rippin through the desert, “What a day, what a lovely day!” I’m yellin that in my head, fuckin euphoric!

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So, I’m at Bar Centrale, right? Sippin’ my espresso, and this dude walks in. He’s all frantic, like he just saw a ghost or something. Turns out, he lost his dog. I mean, c’mon, who loses their dog in Montoro? It’s a small place! Anyway, I finish my coffee and decide to help him out. We hit the streets—Via San Francesco, Via dei Fiori, you name it. I’m calling out “Fido!” like I’m some kind of dog whisperer. Spoiler alert: no Fido.