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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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I dive into my work, surrounded by all these ancient texts. I love it, but sometimes it feels like I’m in a time warp. I mean, who even writes like this anymore? But then, I find this old map of the thermal baths. It’s from like the 1800s! I’m geeking out, thinking about how people used to come here for the healing waters. I mean, I get it. I could use some healing after that pigeon attack.

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