Ella Merano Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Me, I’m dreamin’ of a world where sexual-massage is for the 99%! No $10,000 retreats for the elite—gimme a break! “We’re all just data to them,” like in “Her,” but with a good masseuse, you’re alive, feelin’ every damn tingle! I’m gettin’ worked up typin’ this—18 typos, who cares? It’s real, it’s messy, like life! So, next time you’re achin’, skip the billionaires’ bullshit spas—find a Trish, tip her big, and tell ‘em Bernie sent ya! “Billionaires should not exist!”—damn straight!

Facials at the Merano wellness hotel

At Hotel Villa Bavaria in Merano / Meran you get to enjoy soothing wellness treatments, massages & more. Wellness hotel in Merano, South Tyrol.

Then I stroll down to the Kurhaus. Man, that place is stunning! The architecture is like, straight outta a fairy tale. I’m snapping pics, feeling like a tourist, when suddenly, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by, looks at me, and just shakes her head. Like, thanks for the support, lady!

Miramonti Boutique Hotel