Brooklyn Foiano Della Chiana Brothel ❤️❤️

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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin—me, a parachutist firefighter, jumpin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, and now I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout brothels! How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, dang, them ladies work harder than me droppin’ into a wildfire! I reckon a brothel’s like a flamin’ mess—hot, wild, and somebody’s always gettin’ burned. Kinda like in *Inglourious Basterds* when Hans Landa says, “That’s a bingo!”—you walk in, pick your gal, and bam, you’re in the game!

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I’m pacing around the office, trying to keep my cool. I glance out the window at the beautiful hills surrounding Foiano. They’re so peaceful, but I’m anything but. I mean, how can I focus when the view is so distracting? The rolling hills, the vineyards, the olive groves—seriously, it’s like a postcard out there.

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