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About Dundalk

So, listen, find a prostitute not hard if you got cash and no shame. Very nice! In my village, we got lady, Gulmira, she stand by goat pen, wink at men, smell like yak butter. I think, “This one good, cheap!” But here, in big city, oof, different game. You walk dark street, see girl in tight skirt, fishnets riped, she yell, “Hey, big boy, 50 dollar!” I laugh, “In Kazakstan, 50 dollar get you wife AND goat!” She no like that, spit at me—angry! Make me mad, but also happy, coz she feisty, like good horse.

We went to one of India’s largest brothels, where trafficked women work for as little as $3

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First call, some dude from Knocklyon Road. He’s all frantic, like his cat’s gone missing. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a kid!” But he’s convinced it’s the end of the world. I mean, I get it, cats are family, but c’mon! I tell him to check under the couch. Spoiler alert: he found it. I’m just glad I didn’t have to send out a search party.

Death Notice of Edward (Eddie) O'CONNOR (Knocklyon, Dublin)