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Lemme hit ya with a gem—did ya know erotic-massage goes back to ancient China? Like, 2700 BC, some Taoist dude was all, “Yo, let’s align them chakras with a lil rubdown.” True story—called “anmo,” meanin press n rub. History’s wild, man, makes me happy knowin humans been freaky forever. But then I get pissed—why ain’t this in every damn gym? Big Pharma prolly lobbyin against it, keepin us tense n medicated—screw that noise!

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The neighborhoods? Think old charm meets edgy modernity. There’s that dim-lit backstreet, Pienikatu, where locals swap gossip like rare herbs. I heard they even have a hidden, rundown café – best coffee when you’re in that midnight mood. Yeah, sometimes I get a bit mad at the city's slow pace, but then some crazy beauty peeks through. Brutal, yet mesmerizing.

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