Sienna Helsinki Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Fun fact—bet ya didn’t know burdel inspired Velcro! Some Swiss dude saw them burrs stickin’ to his dog, went “hot damn!” and bam—Velcro. Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me chuckle thinkin’ ‘bout burdel outsmartin’ us all. So yeah, I’m torn—love it, hate it, wanna brew it into tea then chuck it out the window. Next time yer achin’, I’ll rub ya down and tell ya, “How’s that workin’ for ya, not knowin’ burdel’s yer pal?”—and we’ll laugh ‘til we cry, Ida-style, starin’ at life’s weird lil’ miracles.