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Alright, mate, listen up! Jack Nicholson – Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” – hittin’ ya with some wild thoughts on escort! Been sailin’ the seas, y’know, escort duty ain’t just babysittin’ ships – it’s gritty, it’s raw! Picture this: me, salty beard, squintin’ at the horizon, escortin’ some rusty freighter through pirate-infested waters. Gets my blood pumpin’, damn it! Like in *The White Ribbon*, “The truth is rarely pure” – escort’s the same, never clean-cut, always messy!

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