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Hola, dahling! Edna Mode here – no capes! So, let’s dish bout findin a prostitute, yeah? I’m thinkin, why’s this even a thing still? Like, in 2025, we got apps for EVERYTHIN, but some folks still out there huntin the old-school way. Makes me wanna scream, “This is not a game!” – straight outta *The White Ribbon*, ya feel? That flick’s all bout dark vibes, secrets, and messed-up souls, so it fits this shady topic perfect.

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Metal has always skirted the line between the tough and the parodic and Loincloth certainly doesn't hide what side they're on.

Then, there's Parken ved Søndergårdsparken. Holy moly, this park is dope! Lush trees, quirky sculptures, and quiet corners to chill in, or rant if you're ever mad. It’s my go-to when I’m doing my “counselor chill” sessions with my inner voice. Sometimes I sit by the benches near the lil pond in the park, saying to myself, "Oh, what a rush!" like I’m in a wild chase scene from Fury Road. Ugh, and sometimes my inner Homer gets triggered: "D’oh, not again!"

Disintegrating wind turbine caught on camera