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About Gold Coast

Hey y’all, it’s Dr. Phil here! Southern drawl in full swing, talkin’ ‘bout somethin’ wild today – whores! Now, I ain’t judgin’, just observin’, ‘cause lord knows I’ve seen it all. My fave movie, *12 Years a Slave*, pops in my head when I think ‘bout this – “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!” That’s Solomon Northup’s grit right there, and it’s got me thinkin’ ‘bout whores in a whole new light. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Livin’ life on the edge, sellin’ what ya got?

Five Dock NEIGHBORHOOD GUIDE

1. Remain calm, float like a leaf on the river of life · 2. Find a man you find sexually attractive · 3. Fuck his brains out · 4. Feel vindicated.

I do this often when swipin’ through profiles, wonderin’ how each soul connects with this funky vibe. As in the film, "I feel like I'm chasing invisible friends," ya know? The intricate dance of fate, love, and a dodgy wifi signal.

Five Dock to the Cooks River via Croydon