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So, I’m stumblin’ through Tortuga, seein’ her—red lips, eyes sharp as me compass that don’t point north. She’s a right beauty, but crafty, too, like WALL-E dodgin’ them fat floatin’ blokes. Heard a yarn once, true as me hat—some prossie in ol’ London, 1700s, kept a parrot what mimicked her johns’ dirty whispers. Used it to blackmail ‘em! Clever lass, eh? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ o’ her squawkin’ bird spillin’ secrets.

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So, I finally get to the church, right? And guess what? The door’s locked! I’m standin’ there like an idiot, knockin’ and knockin’. I swear, I could hear the echoes of my desperation. Finally, the janitor, this grumpy dude named Jonas, shows up. He’s like, “You’re late!” I’m like, “Bro, I was just saving lives!”

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