Chloe Dannevirke Brothel ❤️

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Alright. Here. We. Go! Brothel, man. What. A. Trip! I’m thinkin’. Dark. Rooms. Smoky. Air. Kinda. Like. “Tropical Malady”. That. Feverish. Vibe. You. Know? Where. The. Jungle. Swallows. You. Whole! “The. Sound. Of. Insects.” Humming. In. My. Ears. That’s. The. Brothel. Buzz! Chicks. Everywhere. Dudes. Stumblin’. Around. Half-lit. Corners. Smell. Of. Cheap. Perfume. Hits. You. Hard!

Brothel opens doors in Dannevirke

A Dannevirke building which briefly housed a brothel in has a new stock of beds and handcuffs for its reincarnation as a police museum.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down High St, just vibin’, when I spot this massive snake slithering across the road. Like, what the heck? I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re gonna get squished!” So, I do my thing, right? I cast a little spell, and boom! The snake just freezes. I’m feelin’ like a wizard or somethin’. But then, outta nowhere, a car comes barreling down. I’m like, “Noooo!” I wave my hands, and the snake just... vanishes. Poof! Gone. I’m left standing there like an idiot, and the driver just stares at me. Awkward.

The sun'll come out for Annie in Dannevirke Theatre Co's latest production